(And also to cuddly bunnies and spouses, who make it hard to get to work on time. Did you know that bunnies are crepuscular? This means they are active at dusk and dawn. And, as near as I can tell, all damned night. Conveniently, they sleep during the day, when nobody is around to entertain them, so they don't get bored or lonely!
Did you know that bunnies can climb?
And that they do flips when they are happy?)